I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
i’m a kitchen sink
you dont know what that memes
cause theres a meme on my chest
i know where you stand
silent.. in the memes
i’m fairly local
i’ve meme around
the memes on the internet are okay
but my taste in pepe is your face
my name’s blurrymeme and i care what you think
‘cause somebody stole my dank memes
and now i just sit with pepe
she asked me “Doge, when I grow old, would you buy meme a house of gold?”
$10 Target Date
The Date:
1. You both get $5.00
2. Split up inside Target and give a time limit of 30 minutes.
3. Find something for your spouse for $5 or less (it’s harder than you think!)
4. Meet in the front after 30 minutes to exchange gifts
5. The winner is the one who found the better gift. Winner gets to choose the activity for the night!
6. Ready, set, GO!
60% of my sense of humor is zooming in really close on a picture of someone’s face
lubricates